Hi! I'm Hayley, She/Her, ENFP. I am 23 and currently struggling to figure out what I'm doing with my life. I'm currently into Hunter x Hunter, She-Ra and Sailor Moon. For everything I reblog, check out my about page.
I don’t drink coffee and I’ve never wanted to, but that’s obviously ~not normal~, so I’m curious why most people do start drinking it.
Additional question: People who don’t drink coffee, why?
For me, it’s because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.
(and yes I am very aware that “it makes me feel better” and “love the way it smells” are top answers in why people do drink it XD)
Funny to me to think about the whole “oh you say you don’t like <insert website> but you’ll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>” as like… trade exports between nations that all a little bit don’t like each other.
“Come try these grapes. They’re from Tiktok.” “OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don’t have the right terrain for them here.” “I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I’d never live there.” “Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!” “Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though.” “Absolutely wretched.”
Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you’re fucking ready for this thing